little miss smarty piggies

Hey everyone — I’m H — and I’m M!

H is really excited about reading — she wants to eat the page. M has buried her head in the fleece and fallen asleep.

Today we wanted to talk about one of our hobbies: reading.  Well, H, if the picture here isn’t enough to give it away, I’m thinking reading is one of your hobbies — not mine!  Oh, well, I think of “reading” in a loose sense of the word — I’m just trying to eat the pages of the book really…  WheekWheek, that’s what it seems like in the picture of us, yes.  Well, M, I am trying to give our human, Teresa, some moral support as she plows through all the plays by Molière, Racine and Corneille for one of her summer reading lists.  That’s nice H, I think I’ll stick to napping when the books come out…

H is reading a play by Molière — L’école des femmes — from the looks of it.

While M is napping, I try to do my piggie best to read along with our human.  When that fails — I eat the pages to distract her from her reading list.  I‘m so proud of us because we are the best guinea pig pals for her!  H, you’re distracting her by attacking the object she’s looking at and I’m distracting her by being a further distraction by how adorable I am while I sleep.  She can’t resist us — three Wheeks to us!

H also likes to help our human, Teresa, on the computer with her typing.

And finally, I wanted to say that when Teresa uses her computer I like to help, too.  Although the last time you “helped” you wound up crawling up her shirt to her shoulder where you proceeded to try to eat her hair.  Shameless diversion tactic, I know, M, but I had to distract her from her prospectus somehow!  Oh I’m pretty sure the chunk of hair that fell on her keyboard distracted her quite a bit…  Yes, she put me back in the piggie pad really quickly after that, true… Ah well, a piggie’s work is never done!  I’m off to the pigloo, H, care to join?  Yes!

À bientôt dear readers — this is H signing off.  Harumph, just because she can read the French books, doesn’t mean she has to show — what are you going on about, M??  Nothing — time for hay!  Oh, yum!

H&M